Sweaters are great, but you know what’s better? A hoodie. And do you know why? Because it comes with a built-in hat. Why don’t they just call them hat-sweaters? Because that sounds stupid. This hat-sweater is black and made from cotton spun from the arses of the best cotton pigs in New Zealand. It has a little Private Eye-type logo that reads ‘Monster Children’, which is your favourite magazine. YOU BUY NOW!